Marge (writing the family Christmas letter): Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's and Bart... Well, we love Bart. ... The magic of the season has touched us all.

Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?

Marge (still writing): Homer sends his love.

Smithers (over the PA): Attention all personnel. Please keep working during the following announcement. And now, our boss and friend, Mr. Burns.

Mr Burns: Hello. I'm proud to announce that we've been able to increase safety here at the plant without increasing the cost to the consumer or affecting management pay raises. However, for you semi-skilled workers, there will be no Christmas bonuses. Oh, and one more thing: Merry Christmas!