Mrs Krabappel (handing out test sheets): Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on your grade. They merely determine your future social status and financial success, if any.
Principal Skinner: I think we should re-test him. [referring to Bart's unusually high test scores]
School Psychiatrist: No, I think we should move him to another school. [believing Bart to be a genius]
Principal Skinner: Even better!
Bart: I passed an exam, I passed an exam, I passed an exam, I ... kissed a teacher!
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades, I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition. In some cases, still in their original wrappings!
Mrs Krabappel: Now, whose calculator can tell what seven times eight is?
Milhouse: Oh! Oh! Low Battery?
Mrs Krabappel: Whatever!