Mr Burns: Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet. [Burns never seems to be able to remember Homer's name, or previous encounters with him]
Wind Ups - Moe Better Man
Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Bart: Freely, first initials I.P.
Moe:Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I. P. Freely! ... [laughter] ... Wait a minute ... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half.