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must be funny, in the rich man's world

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Moe: I don't think your ever going to get another job and be able to pay me back. - explaining to Homer why he won't give him another drink on tab.

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Homer: Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure ... [counts the coins] ... not even close.

Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead? [referring to Homer's intention to pawn the TV]

Homer: I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred an fifty dollars here!

Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like love!

Homer: I have three kids and no money. Why I can’t I have no kids and three money?

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