Friends and Neighbours

Hi diddly ho, neighborino! - Ned Flanders

Moe: I don't think your ever going to get another job and be able to pay me back. - explaining to Homer why he won't give him another drink on tab.

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Elderly Lady: Looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself.

Her Husband: Oh, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk.

Homer: I've learned that life is one big crushing defeat after another until you just wish that Flanders was dead.

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