Friends and Neighbours
Hi diddly ho, neighborino! - Ned Flanders
Moe: I don't think your ever going to get another job and be able to pay me back. - explaining to Homer why he won't give him another drink on tab.
Elderly Lady: Looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself.
Her Husband: Oh, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk.
Homer: I've learned that life is one big crushing defeat after another until you just wish that Flanders was dead.