Homer: Here son, let me show you how to put on a tie. The hook goes over the top, and these things go in there.
Lisa: I'd be horrified if someone made a lousy product with the Simpsons' name on it.
Homer: There's only two types of people who wear Hawaiian shirts, gay guys and big fat party animals.
Homer: I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody else wears white and I'm not popular enough to be different.
Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man; which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing.