Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: He sold poisoned milk to school children.
Marge: When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no.
Homer: Oh, why does my death keep coming back to haunt me?
Famous Last Words
What went through their minds when they thought they were breathing their last?
Abe Simpson: I wish I tried Reefer ...!
Patty and Selma (stubbing out their cigerettes): We beat cancer.
Moe Sizlak: No one gets my organs.
Ned Flanders: Tell Maud I want a fancy funeral with a big coffin and lots of jewels.
Homer: But I wanted to die choking on food!