Lisa: I'd be horrified if someone made an inferior product with the Simpsons name on it.
Homer: There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion,community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
Homer: Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.
Granpa Simpson: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.
Homer: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to my suggestions, no matter how dumb my they are.
Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useless things, like love!