This Sporting Life

Lisa: You're sending us to a doctor who advertises on pro-wrestling?
Homer: Boxing, Lisa, boxing. There's a world of difference.

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.


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