Homer: Move over eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.
Homer: But I wanted to die choking on food.
Homer: If he's so smart how come he can't stay out of my mouth.
Homer: You mean there's been cake in our freezer for eleven years? Why was I not informed?
Homer: Oh look at me! I eat and eat but I don't get any thinner.
Moe Sizlak: Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
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