Simpson Family (singing): Then all of the reindeer loved him, And they shouted out with glee: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, You'll go down in history!
Bart: Like Attila the H- ugh, urk!
Marge (writing the family Christmas letter): Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's and Bart... Well, we love Bart. ... The magic of the season has touched us all.
Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?
Marge (still writing): Homer sends his love.
Smithers (over the PA): Attention all personnel. Please keep working during the following announcement. And now, our boss and friend, Mr. Burns.
Mr Burns: Hello. I'm proud to announce that we've been able to increase safety here at the plant without increasing the cost to the consumer or affecting management pay raises. However, for you semi-skilled workers, there will be no Christmas bonuses. Oh, and one more thing: Merry Christmas!
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