Homer-phobia
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Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Homer: There's only two types of people who wear Hawaiian shirts, gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart's not a big fat party animal.

John (Waters): Homer, I earned your respect and all I had to do was save your life. Now if only every gay man in America could do the same, you'd be sorted.

Jimbo Jones: Dude..... You kissed a girl!! That is sooooo GAY!

Nelson: You are such a stupid moron. It makes people want to punch you. The great pumpkin's super gay. Punch, punch, wedgie.

Smithers: Father, I know I'm not a Catholic, although I did try once to march in a St. Patrick's Day parade ...

Lisa: My only friends are my books by grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he’s kissed more boys than I ever will.

Homer: Hee hee! Look at this funny country! 'U R gay.'

Moe Sizlak: Amanda Hugginkiss! Hey, I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!

Homer: Maybe marriage isn't just for gays. What's that thing when a guy is gay for a girl?


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