Gun Control

NRA4EVER - the cash register in the opening credits when Maggie is scanned.

Five days is not too long to have to wait for a gun. - Bart's blackboard lines in one of the opening credits.

Homer: But I don't want to wait five days; I'm mad now.

Homer: I don't have to be careful. I got a gun.

Homer: Lisa, if I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.

Krusty the Clown (or was it Moe?): Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.


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