Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: He sold poisoned milk to school children.

Marge: When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no.

Homer: Oh, why does my death keep coming back to haunt me?

Famous Last Words
What went through their minds when they thought they were breathing their last?

Abe Simpson: I wish I tried Reefer ...!

Patty and Selma (stubbing out their cigerettes): We beat cancer.

Moe Sizlak: No one gets my organs.

Ned Flanders: Tell Maud I want a fancy funeral with a big coffin and lots of jewels.

Homer: But I wanted to die choking on food!

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