Food and Cuisine

Homer: Hey I asked for ketchup, I'm eating salad here.

Homer: I'm trying to impress people Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Lisa: Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple inside it. Purple's a fruit isn't it?

Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
Homer: Move over eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.

Homer: But I wanted to die choking on food.

Homer: Oh look at me! I eat and eat but I don't get any thinner.

Homer: Why can't you people learn to speak my language? I learned to eat your food!

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