Consumerism

Lisa: I'd be horrified if someone made an inferior product with the Simpsons name on it.

Homer: There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion,community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.

Homer: Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.
Granpa Simpson: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.
Homer: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to my suggestions, no matter how dumb my they are.

Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useless things, like love!


Bookmark and Share


Care to suggest an edit to this page? Take part in the Online Debate or Contact Us privately if you prefer
Visitor Gallery
Take Part in Our



http://www.facebook.com/pages/Best-Simpson-Quotes/194896710538803