Homer: Hee hee! Look at this funny country! 'U R gay.'
Homer: It's hard to believe there's a place worse than America, but we found it!
Homer: Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. Won't you let me live! Please let me live!
Homer: Why can't you people learn to speak my language? I learned to eat your food!
Groundskeeper Willie: Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys!
Homer: Mr Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba!
Juror at Sideshow's Bob parole hearing: No one who speaks German could be evil.
Marge: No, no, no! No! I'm not going to have my son go to jail over some silly tiff with Australia. You'll just have to find some other country to have relations with.
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